Thursday, December 01, 2011

what do u call a chicken with no feathers?


Thursday, September 01, 2011

if lil girls....

if lil girls become big girls, and lil dogs become big dogs, what do lil fish become?


Tuesday, March 01, 2011

telling the horses apart

BJ and DD went riding every day, but they always had trouble telling their horses apart. So one day, BJ clipped off a piece of her horse's ear. The next day, DD's horse caught its ear on some barbed wire. The next day, DD cut her horse's tail short, but when they went riding, BJ caught her horse's tail in a bush, so that evening they measured their horses. From that day on, they never had any trouble telling the white horse from the black horse.

Tuesday, February 01, 2011

why did the priest become upset with his son's teacher?

his son asked his teacher what comes after K in the dictionary and the teacher told him to go to L.

Saturday, January 01, 2011

chat 4 1

me enters the room.
me; ok first one here ;>
me; is any bod e coming 2 day?
myself enters the room.
me; hi myself;)
myself; hi room;>
myself; hi me;>
i enters the room.
me; hi i;>
myself; hi i ;>
i; hi room ;>
i; hi me. hi myself.
me; how r u 2 day i?
i; i'm fine. ty;>
myself; where r u from i?
i; what you doing 2 day me?
i; i is from heaven ;>
me; oh just talking to myself ;>
i; ok ;>
me; oops. got mail. bbl.
me has left the room.
myself; ok bye me ;>
i; k bye me ;>
myself; so is this your first time here i?
i; yes it is ;>
myself; got any pics?
i; nope sorry;>
myself; what you wearing?
i; gotta go. bye.
i has left the room.
myself; k bye i.
myself; bitch:<