Friday, August 01, 2014

Honest Trailers (playlist)

Sunday, June 01, 2014

Hot sauce

Taking everything from the fridge now baby
since about an hour ago
trying to find that bottle
that i bought last week
dinner's done and ready to go

I'm looking for some hot sauce baby this evening
gotta have some hot sauce baby tonight
I want some hot sauce baby this evening
gotta find the hot sauce
wanna make some wings tonight

Put some hot sauce on my wings now baby
put some hot sauce on my bread
put some hot sauce on my mashed potatoes
i dont care what the waiter said

I'm looking for some hot sauce baby this evening
gotta have some hot sauce baby tonight
i want some hot sauce baby this evening
gotta find the hot sauce
to put on my burrito tonight.

2009

Thursday, May 01, 2014

Coming soon to a theatre near you!!!

They cut off his fingers;... they cut off his toes;....  They cut off his hair.....  Now he is pissed....
This summer Sylvester Stallone is back in an all new movie critics are calling "Garbage times 9."

Sylvester Stallone in Hostel 45: Rambo's Revenge!

Saturday, March 01, 2014

Cold Turkey

Quitting cold turkey will not help your cigarette addiction,... and anyway I hear turkey is good for u.

Wednesday, January 01, 2014

Home in an hour

This man got his prescription for Viagra, and goes home to get ready for when his wife gets home. He calls her on the phone, and says, "I'll be home in an hour."
"Perfect," she replies. The man thinks her agreement is because the doctor told him to take his Viagra an hour before. He takes the Viagra and waits. Well, and hour goes by, the man is ready to go, but no wife?
She calls him on the phone and she says, "Traffic is terrible. I won't be there for about an hour and a half."
The man, frustrated, calls his doctor for advice. "What should I do?" he asks.
The doctor replied, "It would be a shame to waste it. Do you have a housekeeper around?"
"Yes," the man replied.
"Well, maybe you can occupy yourself with her instead?" said the doctor.
The man then replied with dismay, "But I don't need Viagra with the housekeeper."

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